Dear Fellows in Truth,
Since my introductory post displayed such an eager desire to acquaint myself with the Deen Legacy, my ensuing silence must have you all confused. Please be aware that this is not for any waning of interest on my part, but rather because, tragically, my more-than-cook book will not be arriving in the mail for some days to come. Amazon has alerted me that this Tome of Transcendence is on back order; this is almost certainly the work of the Trotskyite hordes who seek to collect the works of our beloved Ms. Deen simply for the barbaric pleasure of immolating the blessed pages thereof. To this I say, not in my back yard! (I'm not referring to "back yard" in the broader sense of my community at large. I have literally set bear traps baited with food stamps to capture any Leninists who might dare tread on my property.)
While I lament the delayed arrival of my purpose, I must also lament that Bobby Deen, host of the vile "Not My Mama's Meals," has not lost his Cooking Channel contract. Indeed, Bobby, Paula Deen is not your mama; you have no mama, for she has no son. "Not My Mama's Meals" is a program that seeks to strip Paula's recipes of their nutritional bounty; he dilutes them to the "healthy" standards dictated by a state that would have you stand in the bread line without even providing butter to spread on it.
I cannot classify the decision to retain his show as hypocrisy, because (and I cannot stress this enough) he clearly has no familial ties to Our Dear Chef. Still, it pains my heart to see this mockery of the wondrous recipes she has provided to utilize the goods of Our Land remain on air.
With heavy heart and bated breath,
Seguin
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